Katt-tjejen

”Hello, my name is Debbie.

Uhm, this is my first attemp – oops – uhm, at a eHarmony-video, uhm, this is my first time at online dating so I’m nervous but I’m excited at the same time, uhm, so I’m just gonna start talking about what I like, and hope I get some replies.

Uhm, so I am a recent, uh, NBA grad from Villa Nova, uhm: I. Love. Cats. Uhm, I just – Sorry, I’m getting emotional.

I love cats, uhm, I love every kind of cat. Sorry, I just, I really love cats.

And I just wanna hug all of them, but I can’t, ’cause that is crazy, I can’t hug every cat, but I just WANT to, I want to. I want to – Uhm – (laughter) I’m sorry, I just get, I need time, I hear cat, I just love cats. Uhm, Oooh! I promised myself I wouldn’t cry.

Uhm, so anyway, I am a cat-lover, uhm, and I love to run.

(crying) I’m sorry, I’m thinking about cats again. (sob) It’s just, I think about how many don’t have a home, and how I should have them, and how cute they are, and their ears, and the whiskers, and the nose. I just love them, and I want them, and I want them in a basket, and I want little bow-ties, (sob) I want them to be on a rainbow and just in my bed, and I just want a house, full of them, and I just want to roll around. I can’t. I just, I can’t.”

Hurry, get that drama queen a pussy cat, for goodness sake.

Now, do you see what all this kawaii  nonsense leads to?
Can we please go back to Legos and Brio railroads?

😉

Barbie, come back; all is forgiven!

 

13 september, 2011. Föräldraskap, Internet, kärlek, Kultur, sex, Teater, trams, Uncategorized.

2 kommentarer

  1. Lantis i stan replied:

    hahahaha jag tror jag dör🙂 det sjukaste är att hon vill rulla runt med katterna tycker jag nog🙂

  2. Drama Online replied:

    Jo, fram tills dess ville jag kasta katter på skärmen, men då blev jag tveksam….
    Jag gillar annars ”I promised myself I wouldn’t cry”. ???? Det var inte helt och hållet en överraskning, alltså? Det är en förväntad effekt, att börja gråta under inspelandet av en kontaktannons?

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